I am a certified caterpillar massage therapist. My most prized possession is a full collection of potatoes (spuds) ressembling all 44 presidents, my favorite one of which is William Howard Taft. I store him a miniature bath tub. I have a pet wombat named Ezra H. Dillsworth. I feed him shrubery flavored Jello Jigglers for breakfast and moss milk shakes (with added protein pack) for supper. I've spent most of my life in Michigan and love the Great Lakes more than all the tea in China. I think they are the cat's pajamas, literally.
